HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are 
responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents. 
 
Do not stay at home because 17% of all 
accidents occur in the home. (that's 37% already) 
 
Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 
14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians. (now that's 51%) 
 
Avoid traveling by air, trains or busses, 16% of accidents 
involve these forms of transportation. (that's 67%) 
 
Of the remaining 33 percent, 32 % of all 
deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else - avoid hospitals. 
 
You will be pleased to learn that only 
0.01% of all deaths occur in a synagogue, 
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. 
 
Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any 
given point in time is in Synagogue. 
 
Torah Study is even safer.
The number of deaths  during Torah Study is too small to register. 
 
For safety's sake, go to Shul as often as  possible, and attend Torah Study. 
It could save your life! 
 

Author Unknown 
 
PS: You don't have to be Jewish to go to shul. You may  not understand what the old guys are saying but sometimes they serve wine in paper cups.